December 23, 2011

Tweleve Days of Dorksmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

 On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle ninjas, (cowabunga)
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

 On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
Three rings for the Elven kings,
Two turtle ninjas,
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Forty-two,
Three Elven Rings,
Two turtle ninjas, (righteous)
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five final cylons,
The answer to life,
Three Elven rings,
Two turtle ninjas, (radical)
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
The Sinister Six,
Five final cylons,
Universal answers,
Three Elven rings,
Donny and Leo,
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven of Nine
Six Super-Villains,
Five final cylons,
The Answer to everything,
Three Elven rings,
Two turtle ninjas, 
Power to my Flux Capcitor.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
8-bit games,
My favorite Borg
The Sinister Six,
Five final cylons,
Forty-two,
Three Elven rings,
Mikey and Raph,
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Magic Power Cards,
Legend of Zelda,
Seven of Nine
Six spider haters,
Five plot twists,
The answer to life,
Three Elven rings,
Two turtle ninjas, (turtle power) 
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ben Ten's watch,
Alpha Black Lotus,
Frogger?,
That sexy Borg
The Sinister Six,
Five final cylons,
Math in a Base of 13,
Three Elven rings,
Splinter and Casey, 
One quantum leap.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Doctors leaping,
Humungousaur,
Ancestral Recall,
Metroid,
Jeri Ryan
Six Super-Villains,
Five questionable decisions,
Six by nine, 
Three Elven rings,
Two turtle ninjas, (Tubular?) 
Libyans!.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve X-Wings attacking,
Eleven Doctors leaping,
Ben Ten's watch,
Nine Power Magic Cards,
8-bit games,
Seven of Nine
The Sinister Six,
Five final cylons,
Forty-two,
Three rings for the Elven kings,
Two turtle ninjas,
And 1.21 gigawatts of electricity!






























































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